While average Americans made their voices heard in this struggle for liberty, prosperity and the pursuit of happiness away from government's overreach, it was pathetic that the big Democratic announcement today was all about the unveiling of their new logo! Haha, how narcissistic, shallow and out-of-touch could the Democratic Party be?! Guess they're just following Dear Leader. What interested me was their "new Democrats store". With the new logo in mind, I thought the store was missing some items that every liberal should have so that they can show off how superior they think they are to everybody else!
Now, here just for fun (since we get mocked all the time by our political opponents anyway), and in a clean post for a general audience, I present my suggested items for the Democrats' store. (I am not responsible if you think the words mean something else...there are foul-mouthed liberals like Keith Olbermann who say things. If you are uncertain, check urban dictionary). :-)
Item #1. The D-Bag is a perfect way to show off party loyalty while making a statement about yourself and your Democratic politicians! Imagine pompously explaining to others how these environmentally-friendly, canvas D-Bags ended up creating jobs abroad (since cap and tax increases costs and decreases consumer confidence and spending). Imagine how amazed others will be with your pretentious D-Bag! Get one for yourself, and one for all your liberal friends -- they'll appreciate it.
Item #2. These A-Wipes are always found in dirty backrooms where political trades and dealings occur. But they are also portable and can be found anywhere there is a filthy stench of bribes, arm-twisting thuggery, and power grabs! With A-Wipes like these, you'll always feel clean!!
Get yours today--choose from our special collector's editions:
A-Wipes from ACORN headquarters
A-Wipes from ObamaCare negotiation rooms
A-Wipes from the Cornhusker Kickback
A-Wipes from the failed stimulus
A-Wipes from national political races
A-Wipes from smear campaigns
A-Wipes from Journolist
A-Wipes from the Chicago Machine...and many more!
Item #3. Represent your party's old and new logos in this timeless D- umb - Donkey T-shirt! Whether past or future, the message is always the same. And whether at the start or the end of a policy, you can always tell it's liberal by the mark of a Democrat. Made by union workers ignored by their own selfish union bosses (card check, member fees, political cheerleading), and worn by most vain and self-absorbed Hollywood celebrities. For a LIMITED time, take advantage of this special deal: Buy A-Wipes and a D-Bag, and get this shirt for free--because you deserve it!
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It was easy to come up with these. And it's quick to create the graphics, so have your own fun at mocking these style-over-substance Democrats. If you liked this, I'd appreciate your comment. Feel free to share and post this blog and images (credit to me, "VidSweet", is appreciated). Also, I want to register at HotAir. Who among you has some influence?! :-)
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